Hakuna Matata

condommodel:

stop being cute you live far away

(via pitchblackglow)

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(Source: sardonicheight, via justeenoster)

I have no problem with never talking to someone again.

If you don’t need me, why should I pretend to need you?

a-cunninglinguist:

You can come cuddle with me I wouldn’t mind

battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

(via ryandecoster)

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

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illkim:

Most Influential Court Cases in United States History:

• Brown vs. Board of Education
• Roe vs. Wade
• Amanda Bynes throwing a bong out her window

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vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

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